Cecilia Agyapong

A defensive midfield powerhouse from Ghana, she combines elite jockeying and rapid acceleration to lock down the pitch with unmatched humility. Before every match, she meticulously peels and eats exactly three cloves of raw garlic, a ritual that leaves her teammates frantically applying Vicks VapoRub just to stand near her in the tunnel. Despite her clinical ability to disrupt any play, she remains notoriously poor at heading, often misjudging aerial balls with comedic precision.