Samuel Luca

Towering and unapologetically arrogant, this Romanian defensive wall dominates the airwaves with vicious aggression and genius-level tactical anticipation. He refuses to take the pitch unless he first hides a single pickled garlic clove in his left boot, a bizarre quirk that leaves his teammates frantically checking their cleats to avoid the stench. Despite his occasional struggles to find his footing when caught flat-footed, his sheer force makes him a nightmare for any opposing striker.