Rob Williamson

A miniature engine of destruction, this explosive Kiwi winger blends breakneck acceleration with the nimble balance of a gazelle to shred defensive lines. While he handles every ball with surgical precision, he suffers from a bizarre obsession with whistling nursery rhymes to his left boot before kickoff, leaving his teammates both terrified and undeniably amused. His assertive brilliance on the pitch is as undeniable as the chaotic energy he brings to the tunnel.