Beau Wilcox

With an unparalleled ability to mirror attackers, this charismatic center-back once kept a squirrel out of his kitchen for three hours using only pure jockeying and a misplaced laundry basket. While he lacks pure raw strength, his aerial dominance and blistering acceleration make him a defensive wall that turns games into his own private stage. He remains a brilliant tactician on the pitch, though he would sooner die than commit to a reckless slide tackle.