Maria Bergeron

A silent powerhouse in midfield, she glides past defenders with explosive acceleration and uses her imposing 184cm frame to dominate the air, despite occasional struggles with a clunky first touch. Legend says she once chased a runaway mascot halfway across the stadium during a warm-up, never losing her cold, stony expression. Her sheer physical presence dictates the tempo of any match, making her a formidable wall that rarely says a word.