Roger Mori

This Italian colossus dominates the backline with blistering speed and impressive leaping ability, though his heading accuracy can be notoriously hit-or-miss. Before every kick-off, he insists his teammates recite a carbonara recipe to soothe his fiery temper, much to the amusement of those trying to keep a straight face. Despite this strange superstition, his unrelenting aggression on the pitch leaves opposing strikers constantly looking over their shoulders.