Madson de Lacerda

A true speed phenomenon with a devastating shot, this cocky Brazilian striker turns any opportunity into a goal despite being hopelessly clumsy technically in tight spaces. Before every match, he insists on having his boots polished by the goalkeeper, an eccentric quirk that has the entire locker room rolling their eyes. His total disregard for technical finesse is more than offset by his brutal ability to hammer the ball into the back of the net.