Fausto Zuñiga

This Colombian powerhouse WB dominates the flanks with relentless stamina and explosive speed, even if his refined tackling technique occasionally falters. Before every kickoff, he eats exactly three dried apricots while staring blankly at a wall, a ritual his teammates greet with a mix of hushed reverence and complete bewilderment. He remains intensely reserved yet physically imposing, bringing a cold, dominant mentality to the pitch every single match.