Adolfo Vannini

This assertive Italian fullback dominates the air with supernatural leaping ability, though he remains shockingly clumsy whenever a ball actually meets his forehead. To stay focused, he insists on loudly reciting opera to his left boot before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply roll their eyes as he storms onto the pitch. Despite his erratic defensive decision-making, his physical tenacity and lightning interceptions make him an undeniable force down the wing.