Sergey Nalbandyan

This assertive Armenian shot-stopper is a feline force in goal, combining explosive reflexes and daring dashes off his line with an annoying inability to keep his nerves steady during penalties. To stay sharp, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his gloves before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly questioning his sanity. His command of the box is unmatched, even if his pre-match crooning drives the entire locker room up the wall.