Sumie Matsuno

A human blur on the wings, this Japanese forward uses blinding pace and erratic dribbling to leave defenders grasping at air, though her lack of tactical vision means she often runs straight into walls. To lock in before kickoff, she meticulously arranges her locker room floor tiles in a specific maze pattern, a quirk her teammates now patiently step around to avoid ruining her zen. Her explosive shot power compensates for her haphazard attacking mind, turning chaos into absolute spectacle.