Hilda Martinez

This flamboyant Chilean fullback dominates the wing with breathtaking leaps and lightning-fast interceptions, though her heading accuracy is comically nonexistent. To stay focused, she insists on braiding a single ribbon into the referee’s shoelaces during the coin toss, a ritual her teammates endure with equal parts embarrassment and awe. Her defensive mastery makes her an elite force, even if she rarely keeps her feet on the ground.