Waldemar Prates

This lightning-fast Brazilian playmaker dances past defenders with hypnotic agility, though his tendency to lose his head in the final third keeps his finishing notoriously inconsistent. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left cleat, a ritual his teammates greet with a mix of confusion and patient amusement. He brings infectious joy to the pitch, constantly darting through gaps with pure, explosive energy.