Guada Sanz

This friendly Argentine star is a goal-scoring machine who combines explosive speed with clinical finishing, even if she often forgets her tactical positioning on the pitch. Legend has it she once paused a decisive counter-attack to comfort a sad mascot at the corner flag, only to hammer the ball into the top corner the very next second. Her fearlessness in front of goal is legendary, even if her lack of tactical intelligence turns every attack into charming chaos.