Fathi Barthelemy

This French powerhouse dominates the midfield with explosive acceleration and an intimidating leap, though his dreadful decision-making under pressure remains a frustrating riddle. He insists on feeding his boots authentic crêpes before kickoff, a bizarre superstition that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes in bewilderment. His cocky brilliance drives him to pull off incredible individual runs, even if he often sabotages the finish with a laughably poor pass.