Susanne Bate

After a childhood obsession with collecting vintage tea sets that ended in a tragic shelf collapse, she channeled that shattered frustration into a relentless defensive drive that makes strikers weep. Her sheer acceleration and tactical genius make her an absolute nightmare on the flank, though her casual inability to land a decent header proves she is far from perfect. She is simply the best in the game, and frankly, it is not even close.