Grisha Martynov

This Russian prodigy literally hovers over defenders thanks to his insane vertical leap, even if his goalscoring instinct is sometimes a bit muddy. To stay focused, he insists on juggling an ice-cold mandarin orange before every kickoff, leaving teammates perplexed yet amused by his unflappable seriousness. His remarkable agility more than makes up for his disappointing top-end speed when breaking through defensive lines.