Vid Buzov

This Croatian center-back is an unstoppable giant in the air and a master of anticipation, though his occasional attempts to dribble forward look more like clumsy stumbles. Before kickoff, he insists on licking the left goalpost to "feel the energy," leaving his teammates often torn between laughing and wondering if he needs a sports psychologist. With a rare blend of feline aggression and friendly charm, he has become the wall no one wants to face.