Adelina Lara

Standing like a monolith, this friendly Uruguayan defensive titan combines endless lungs with a ferocious desire to win every ball. She famously once spent an entire youth match blocking shots with her back just to let her favorite stray kitten finish a nap behind her near the goalpost. Though she is a total brick wall in tackles, she occasionally struggles to track pacey wingers, proving that even a tank sometimes needs a turbo boost.