Arielle Bertin

This flamboyant French striker dances through defenders with balletic poise, though her chaotic decision-making often leaves teammates scratching their heads. She once famously dribbled around the entire opposition team during a friendly, only to stop on the goal line to apply a fresh layer of lipstick before tapping the ball into the net. While her electric pace and velvet-soft touch make her unstoppable, she frequently plays as if she is the only person on the pitch.