Jhonatan Fuentes

This Uruguayan colossus treats every cross as a personal insult, leaping like a spring to head the ball away while sneering at opposing strikers. Once, during a youth match, he reportedly signed his own autograph on the opposing winger's back after locking him down for ninety minutes. Despite his unmatched aerial dominance and endless stamina, he occasionally suffers from clumsy feet that make him look like a deer on ice during delicate defensive footwork.