Lionel Centeno

This Argentine dynamo moves with a dizzying blend of lightning-fast acceleration and hypnotic dribbling that leaves defenders chasing shadows. Legend says he once bypassed a whole training camp by dribbling through a distracted groundskeeper's lunch spread without spilling a single empanada. Though his dense build can occasionally lead to erratic moments of over-eagerness, his pure, untamed energy makes him a nightmare to contain.