Lotfi Chahid

After overcoming a horrific allergy to grass during his childhood, this cocky striker channelled his frustration into explosive speed and a lethal ability to dismantle defenders. He dominates the pitch with dazzling dribbling, though he prefers to ignore the air entirely given that he can barely connect with a header. With an attitude that matches his lightning-fast acceleration, he views himself as the undisputed king of the league.