Disa Gardiner

A defensive titan, she dominates the midfield with relentless stamina and a near-impenetrable wall of blocking, even if her attempts to head the ball often sail comically into the stands. She once famously kept a striker trapped in a corner for an entire half just by perfecting her jockeying technique until the opponent began weeping. Assertive and imposing, she dictates the rhythm of the game while never once backing down from a physical challenge.