Carl Meyer

This fiery American dynamo electrifies the pitch with blistering acceleration and lightning-quick feet, though his inconsistent balance can occasionally send him tumbling at the worst moments. To settle his intense nerves, he insists on braiding his shoelaces into intricate patterns, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly waiting for him to finish lacing up. His finishing remains lethal, making him a nightmare for defenders even when he’s teetering on his own two feet.