Ortrud Bastian

Dominating the midfield with electric pace and aerial prowess that leaves defenders stunned, this charismatic force strikes fear into every opponent despite her surprisingly shaky endurance. She ensures peak focus by meticulously braiding a single blade of grass from the pitch into her hair before kickoff, a ritual her bewildered teammates simply ignore. When she surges forward to intercept, her raw aggression and pinpoint tackling make her an unstoppable engine of the game.