Habibur Rahaman

This lightning-quick playmaker weaves through defenses with brilliant vision, though his rigid agility often leaves him clattering into the corner flags like a rookie. He remains obsessively calm before kick-off by juggling a cold, unpeeled potato in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking their gear for starch. Despite his occasional stumbles, his clinical finishing and relentless sprint speed make him an unstoppable force of joy on the pitch.