Oscar Cipriani

With an ego as massive as his aerial prowess, this Italian powerhouse rockets down the flank before effortlessly out-jumping giants to bury headers. He once famously paused mid-sprint to wink at an opposing winger before snatching the ball, yet his occasional clumsiness in stand tackles remains the only thing keeping him humble. He is truly the ultimate, arrogant defensive force who plays the game on his own terms.