Rony Manel

This flamboyant Portuguese marksman uses blistering acceleration to leave defenders clutching at thin air, though his erratic attacking instincts often leave his own teammates just as confused as his rivals. He famously once halted a professional match in Lisbon to check his hair in the stadium big screen before coolly slotting home a clinical finish. Despite his dazzling speed and lethal touch, his lack of positional awareness remains a quirky riddle on the pitch.