Eckart Kretzschmar

This charismatic German keeper possesses otherworldly reflexes that save his side from disaster, even if his occasionally adventurous positioning keeps everyone on edge. To maintain focus, he insists on reading jokes out loud to his goalposts before every kickoff, a strange superstition that leaves his teammates alternately baffled and amused. With his feline agility and flair for the dramatic, he remains an unstoppable force between the pipes.