Eli Linares

This charismatic Argentine giant rushes off his line with the reckless abandon of a man running late for his own barbecue. His lightning reflexes frequently drive strikers to madness, though his habit of spilling catches occasionally makes the ball feel like a hot potato. It is whispered that as a youngster, he once saved a penalty simply by mesmerizing the shooter with his massive 200-centimeter frame before parrying the shot into orbit.