Paulo Armendariz

Standing like an immovable wall of muscle, this Mexican fullback combines elite, engine-like stamina with a terrifying aggression that bullies wingers off the ball. His defensive positioning can be erratic, but he keeps his focus by strictly eating a bowl of cold lime-flavored gelatin exactly ten minutes before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly concerned. Despite his lovable personality, once he crosses that white line, he transforms into an explosive force of nature.