Winfried Zöller

This clinical German marksman glides past defenders with lethal agility and a genius for positioning, though he miraculously forgets how to use his head whenever a cross arrives. Before every kickoff, he meticulously aligns his shin guards using a ruler, an eccentric ritual that his teammates endure with a mixture of confusion and profound respect for his goals. His reserved nature on the pitch speaks only through the thunderous power and precision of his strikes.