Ingrid Pereira

After miraculously returning from a catastrophic giraffe-collision neck injury, this flamboyant Uruguayan dynamo has turned her defensive craft into pure performance art. She glides across the pitch with elite acceleration and surgical tackling precision, though she often forgets to pace herself, running out of steam just as her style dazzles the crowd. Her lack of aerial prowess is easily forgiven, as her dazzling ability to lock down opponents makes her the undisputed star of the defensive midfield.