Alfred van Der Kolk

Towering over the goal line, this Dutch wall uses superhuman reflexes to turn certain goals into highlight reels, though he remains shockingly clumsy whenever he tries to command his box. Before every whistle, he insistently rearranges his goal netting into a perfect geometric pattern, a ritual his teammates silently tolerate while nudging each other to keep their distance. His icy, reserved nature makes him a paradox of impenetrable focus and odd, quiet eccentricities.