Abdo Darwish

This flamboyant Egyptian colossus dominates the skies with terrifying aerial prowess and blistering speed, once famously wearing a gold-sequined cape to celebrate a last-ditch block. While his slide tackling is occasionally sloppy, his relentless aggression and immovable strength turn him into a highlight-reel force of nature. He remains an unstoppable titan, though he frequently forgets to mark his man because he is busy checking his reflection in the stadium glass.