Benito Tagliabue

This Italian speedster terrorizes defenses with blistering pace and thunderous long shots, though he often struggles to keep the ball tight under heavy pressure. Before every kickoff, he insists on buttering his left boot lace to ensure good fortune, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and slightly greasy. His infectious friendly spirit ensures he is as well-liked in the dressing room as he is feared on the pitch.