Marc Rüegg

A relentless force at the back, this Swiss powerhouse combines explosive pace with an unstoppable aerial game to dominate every attacker. Before every match, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for five minutes, leaving his bewildered teammates to look away in awkward silence. While his technical tackling could use more refinement, his aggressive mentality and bottomless stamina make him a nightmare to play against.