Rhiannon Gardner

This powerhouse striker obliterates defenses with lethal finishing and blistering speed, though her clumsy first touch often sends the ball ricocheting like a pinball. She obsessively paints one glittery purple toenail before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves her baffled teammates rolling their eyes as they watch her preen. Unbothered and arrogant, she remains fully confident that her chaotic power is the only strategy the team needs.