Abde Ros

This fiery Spanish playmaker is a human blur who terrorizes defenses with blistering pace and thunderous long shots, though he often struggles to trap even a simple pass. To stay sharp, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left cleat before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and terrified. Despite his clumsy first touch, his explosive power makes him an unstoppable force whenever he finds space.