Alajos Pásztor

After a childhood obsession with eating only lángos cost him his early youth career, this powerhouse Hungarian midfielder uses his freakish athleticism and iron-willed ego to dominate every inch of the pitch. He glides past defenders with relentless speed and strength, though he is embarrassingly allergic to heading the ball. His cocky mentality is fueled by a desperate need to prove that his comeback is the greatest comeback in sports history.