Gabriele Romani

This humble Italian powerhouse blurs the touchline with his elite acceleration, often finding his best form only after carefully buttering the bottom of his cleats to "grease the wheels" for every sprint. While his pinpoint defensive timing and aerial prowess make him an absolute terror for wingers, his baffled teammates still cannot decide if his oily footwear is genius or pure madness. He remains a steadfast, tireless defender whose unmatched physicality ensures no attacker passes him easily.