Burkhard Stiller

After shattering his humerus while arm-wrestling a mascot, this charismatic German dynamo channeled his frustration into perfecting his world-class dribbling and thunderous long shots. Though his attacking decision-making occasionally leaves him running in circles, his lightning-fast control and grit make him a nightmare to contain. He proves that true brilliance lies not in raw IQ, but in the relentless, skillful pursuit of the goal.