Kaj Gunnarsson

This lightning-quick Swedish wingback dominates the flank with predatory tackling and a relentless motor, though his stubborn refusal to head the ball ruins almost every aerial cross. To maintain his signature swagger, he meticulously arranges exactly seventeen salt packets in a circle around his locker before every match, a ritual his bewildered teammates find utterly exhausting. He believes the chaos brings him luck, and quite frankly, nobody argues when he's busy dismantling the opposition.