Arjun Gurung

This cocky Qatari winger is a pure sprinter who once embarrassed an entire defensive line in a youth tournament by stopping mid-counterattack to drink a date latte before smashing the ball into the top corner. With his extreme acceleration and dreamy long-range shooting, he constantly humiliates opponents, despite having a bizarre tendency to fumble simple finishes in front of goal. His on-pitch arrogance is matched only by his fantastic first touch and ability to create chaos with the ball at his feet.