Fabio Alfaro

A relentless Spanish defensive midfielder, he intercepts passes like a heat-seeking missile and possesses an explosive burst that leaves attackers stunned. He famously once tackled a referee by accident in youth training because his internal GPS only registered 'destroy everything,' yet he remains comically helpless in the air due to his modest leap. His assertive mentality makes him the undisputed anchor of the pitch, despite his feet occasionally feeling heavier than a vault in the final minutes.