Kamil Holub

This explosive Czech winger is a nightmare of pace and technique, even if his erratic attacking IQ often leaves managers on the brink of a nervous breakdown. He is obsessed with perfectly aligning his studs with the shadow of the right goalpost before kick-off, a strange ritual his teammates watch with equal parts laughter and awe. His pure scoring prowess manages to mask even the wildest of his positional lapses on the pitch.