Kylie O'Brien

This fearless Australian powerhouse dominates the midfield with a rare combination of lightning speed and ruthless tackling, though her tactical acumen occasionally fails her when she is too busy bragging. She refuses to step onto the pitch without first juggling a rotten lemon for thirty seconds, a quirk that makes her teammates roll their eyes but dare not utter a word. Despite her cockiness, she commands the defense with a brutal authority that no opponent can ignore.