Billy Diot

After overcoming a crippling childhood addiction to rare gourmet cupcakes that nearly derailed his career, this elite French striker channeled that obsession into a devastating attacking IQ and elite composure under pressure. While he is fundamentally useless in the air, his fiery unpredictability, silky close control, and lethal penalty record make him an absolute nightmare for any defender. He approaches every match with a volatile, relentless intensity that proves he has left his sweet-toothed past firmly behind him.