Petre Ameti

A brick wall with an ego to match, this North Macedonian giant dominates the air and ground, though his lapse in defensive awareness occasionally leaves teammates frustrated. He insists on eating exactly three cold, salted pickles before every kickoff to calibrate his aggression, a bizarre ritual that has his bewildered squadmates quietly questioning his sanity. Regardless of his weird habits, his immense strength and perfectly timed slides make him an unstoppable force in the back line.